COSMO SEX TIP #8329
arekelly:
Instead of moaning during climax say “Flash 9 required for audio”.
How I got out of doing the dishes
- My mom: Do the dishes
- Me: *places sock on counter*
- My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
- Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
- My mom: wait what?
- Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF
- Me: *runs to room*
“Mr Schue is such a douchebag.”
glee cast on aragon the cat (x)